creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

This is glorious

(Source: moringmark, via the-dead-make-no-sound)

Tags: gf funny

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

(Source: positivedoodles, via the-dead-make-no-sound)

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

image

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

(via onlylolgifs)

Tags: nsfw funny

the-dead-make-no-sound:

kimithespookypad:

cheerio-gio:

kyle-f-matsuda:

twixie-answers-mod:

modofgraywalkerpony:

ask-golden-star-and-friends:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

roflmao-the-clown:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

insanelyasinine:

angrilyeverafter:

yunachan2:

skendrixlabs:

kazuyagoddamnmishima:

solidspook:




HELLO THERE MY NAME IS LILY AND IM CAPTION OF THE USS PINK PIZZA

MY NAME WOULD BE PINK PICKLE KILL ME

I’m not wearing any underwear so naked olives would be my name lol

AHOY! SPACE CAPTAIN BLACK FAJITA REPORTING FOR DUTY

I think the color I’m wearing is technically called “nude” so Nude Cookie

All board the star ship this is your captain, Blue Tuna, speaking

ORANGE KARELIAN PASTY is on standby

Captain Black Baguette.

Captain No Hot pocket

I’m Captain of the Null Hamburger

Stacked up to these, I feel like the USS Gray Yogurt is kind of a lame title for a ship.

gray yogurt?
that sounds futuristic

Black and gray Oreo?Sounds like a Halloween flavor or something.

Captain of the Blue Roast beef sub.

Blue Beef Stew?

"I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Navy Chicken Nugget."

NEON GREEN SUGAR COOKIE

PLAID BURRITO!

Camo spaghetti

white burger

the-dead-make-no-sound:

kimithespookypad:

cheerio-gio:

kyle-f-matsuda:

twixie-answers-mod:

modofgraywalkerpony:

ask-golden-star-and-friends:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

roflmao-the-clown:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

insanelyasinine:

angrilyeverafter:

yunachan2:

skendrixlabs:

kazuyagoddamnmishima:

solidspook:

HELLO THERE MY NAME IS LILY AND IM CAPTION OF THE USS PINK PIZZA

MY NAME WOULD BE PINK PICKLE KILL ME

I’m not wearing any underwear so naked olives would be my name lol

AHOY! SPACE CAPTAIN BLACK FAJITA REPORTING FOR DUTY

I think the color I’m wearing is technically called “nude” so Nude Cookie

All board the star ship this is your captain, Blue Tuna, speaking

ORANGE KARELIAN PASTY is on standby

Captain Black Baguette.

Captain No Hot pocket

I’m Captain of the Null Hamburger

Stacked up to these, I feel like the USS Gray Yogurt is kind of a lame title for a ship.

gray yogurt?

that sounds futuristic

Black and gray Oreo?
Sounds like a Halloween flavor or something.

Captain of the Blue Roast beef sub.

Blue Beef Stew?

"I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Navy Chicken Nugget."

NEON GREEN SUGAR COOKIE

PLAID BURRITO!

Camo spaghetti

white burger

(Source: kaycaroline)

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

seaaholic:

cj-sewers:

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:


I’d like to correct this:
“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”
“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  
I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  
I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  
I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.
I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  
I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

fucking BOOM ^

bless the god damn comments on this post.

seaaholic:

cj-sewers:

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

fucking BOOM ^

bless the god damn comments on this post.

(Source: godlessmen, via perks-of-being-chinese)

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

(Source: youngadultatbooktopia, via the-dead-make-no-sound)

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

(Source: bigbagoflittledonuts, via andrewquo)

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

This is glorious

(Source: moringmark, via the-dead-make-no-sound)